The signs to all restrooms in Knoxville have mysteriously disappeared causing confusion and discomfort throughout the city. Finger pointing and leg-crossing run rampant.
No direct evidence has been found linking any one person or group to this crime but 2003 mayoral candidate Space Ghost claims to know what happened. “It’s clear what’s happening here, public restrooms have been growing increasingly filthy over the past months. Rather than take the time to clean the facilities…the janitors have organized to remove all signs directing folks to the restrooms, therefore removing the need for cleaning….if I was in office I would have the signs replaced immediately.â€
City officials have not committed to replacing the signs and have recommended that Knoxvillians carry toilet paper with them when going into the city. A map of wooded and secluded areas providing some privacy will soon be available at all local bus stops.