The Oak Ridge chapter of AICE (American Institute of Chemical Engineers) has announced the development of a permanent underarm deodorant for both men and women. Although initial reaction was upbeat, bringing hope of revitalization to the beleaguered Oak Ridge area, Procter & Gamble has issued an analysis of the new product pointing out that its safety is at question. P&G researchers have shown that the product is simply standard household paint, specifically Olympic® FastHide™ Interior Latex Flat Paint. AICE representatives could not be reached for comment.