Tiffany, best known for starring in a pair of movies on the Syfy Channel  and singing a few 80s songs, was here yesterday as part of Knoxville’s PrideFest on Market Square. Her performance, however, was cut short due to an attack by Ginormous Opossum. Luckily, the attack didn’t last long. A nearby car backfired as…
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Knoxville home undamaged by storms of 2011, devil blamed
A single home has been found that avoided damage during the storms that have deluged Knoxville in 2011. The house, located near the Historic 4th & Gill neighborhood, has struck fear in the hearts of nearby residents. “It’s the work of the devil,” explains Mayor Brown. “The gutters, roof, siding, they’re all perfect. It’s just…
Knoxville Growth Plan calls for recruitment of Superhero
A new City of Knoxville growth plan has been released, stressing a call for a local Superhero. According to the plan, the the major differences between Gotham, Metropolis and Knoxville is the lack of a crusader. On paper, Knoxville has most of the amenities needed by a typical superhero. A corrupt police department, increased crime,…